the-loki-initiative:

habibtipalestina:

Student: can I please use the bathroom?

*takes bag*

Teachers: why are you taking your bag?

This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.

(via sports-bras-and-apples)

mishanthropy:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

tupacabra:

mom: i made cookies!!

me:

where do gifs like this even come from? the pits of hell?

i guess adam’s good at giffing

(via sports-bras-and-apples)

Anonymous asked: are there any downsides to having lesbian parents? like were you ever bullied for it when you were little?

rorpie:

rorpie-deactivated20141103:

well this annoying thing happens like every day:

I JUST SHOWED MY MOMS THIS AND NOW THEY THINK THEY’RE INTERNET CELEBRITIES

greetings:

people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need

(via radical-illusion)